starrynights-:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

are you satan

  
05Aug14reblog
"

I hear the swelling of the waves
and the crashing of the tides
and I remember the first time I tried to
deny the existence of God.
I looked up at the sky and shouted,
“I AM OKAY WITH BEING ALONE”
but I wasn’t.
I wasn’t.
I wasn’t.

But we’re done with that now.
The waves are swelling now,
The tides are crashing now.

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05Aug14reblog

hands

teenpoetrysubmissions:

At five I held my sister’s hand as my grandmother wept

And we placed flowers on the coffin

And received consoling hugs and orange juice in paper cups

From old women who smelled like my teacher

On a hot summer’s day when I was ten

My mother took my hand at the door and led me to the kitchen…

  
18Jul14reblog

peanutbutterjotunheim:

sinningbravely:

Grab the wall, gas pedal gas pedal

Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good.

  
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le-ciel-estbleu:

well hi buddy.. 

  
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amoying:

im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive

  
13Jul14reblog

thorinshielding:

~flip hair dont care~

  
11Jul14reblog

“Empress Elisabeth of Austria in Courtly Gala Dress with Diamond Stars” (detail) (1865) by Franz Xaver Winterhalter (1805-1873).

“Empress Elisabeth of Austria in Courtly Gala Dress with Diamond Stars” (detail) (1865) by Franz Xaver Winterhalter (1805-1873).

  
03Jul14reblog

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

  
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ikaricrossinglines:

doctormemelordmd:

moosekleenex:

Maxi dresses.

OKAY SERIOUSLY ONCE I FORCED MY BOYS TO GO TO FOREVER 21 WITH ME AND THE TALLEST IS 6’2” ON A GOOD DAY AND I HELD ONE OF THESE UP TO HIM AND IT STILL TOUCHED THE GODDAMN GROUND THEYRE DESIGNING MAXI DRESSES FOR FUCKING HIGH ELVES

This is why I love them so much.. THEY ACTUALLY FIT ME.

ikaricrossinglines:

doctormemelordmd:

moosekleenex:

Maxi dresses.

OKAY SERIOUSLY ONCE I FORCED MY BOYS TO GO TO FOREVER 21 WITH ME AND THE TALLEST IS 6’2” ON A GOOD DAY AND I HELD ONE OF THESE UP TO HIM AND IT STILL TOUCHED THE GODDAMN GROUND THEYRE DESIGNING MAXI DRESSES FOR FUCKING HIGH ELVES

This is why I love them so much.. THEY ACTUALLY FIT ME.

  
01Jul14reblog

fuck-kirk:

karlellis:

mindonspeakers:

An Oregon Couple Rushed Through Their Wedding Because Of A Wildfire

and then managed to take the most beautiful photos

It looks like theyre having a marriage during the apocalypse.

  
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